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educational purposes only, and is not to be construed as medical or legal advice. Any recommendations are derived from our personal experiences and from years of study, however the decisions
concerning feeding, vaccinations and regular veterinary care - and how you implement those decisions - are yours and yours alone. Site owners, author, and contributors accept no responsibility for
your decisions.
| :: Jus' For Fun! Silly jokes & candid pictures! :: |
Q. What do you call a boomerang that
doesn't work?
A. A stick.
doesn't work?
A. A stick.
Q. What is the best way to catch a
fish?
A. Ask someone to toss it to you!
fish?
A. Ask someone to toss it to you!
Q. How do you get down off an
elephant?
A. You don't! You get down off a
duck, silly!
elephant?
A. You don't! You get down off a
duck, silly!
| If a dog barks in the forest and there is nobody around to hear him, is he still a "Bad dog"? |
| DOG PROPERTY RULES 1. If I like it, it's mine. 2. If its in my mouth, it's mine. 3. If I can take it from you, it's mine. 4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine. 5. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine. 6. If its mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway. 7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine. 8. If I saw it first, it's mine. 9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine. 10. If its broken, it's yours.. |
Q. What do you call a turtle that
sleeps all day and stays up all night?
A. "Noc-turtle"!
sleeps all day and stays up all night?
A. "Noc-turtle"!
Q: Why did Mozart sell his chickens?
A: Because they kept saying "Bach",
"Bach", "Bach"...
A: Because they kept saying "Bach",
"Bach", "Bach"...
Q. Why do bees
have sticky hair?
A. Because they use
honey combs!
have sticky hair?
A. Because they use
honey combs!
| Q. Did you ever notice that when ducks migrate in their Vee formation, one side of the line is longer than the other? Know why that is? A. There's more ducks in it. |
Ten Dog Rules
1.The dog is not allowed in the house.
2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only
in certain rooms.
3. Ok, fine, the dog is allowed in all rooms, but has
to stay off the furniture.
4. The dog can get on the old furniture only.
5. Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but
is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.
6. Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by
invitation.
7. The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he
wants, but not under the covers.
8. The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation
only!
9. The dog can sleep under the covers every night.
10. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the
covers with the dog.
1.The dog is not allowed in the house.
2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only
in certain rooms.
3. Ok, fine, the dog is allowed in all rooms, but has
to stay off the furniture.
4. The dog can get on the old furniture only.
5. Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but
is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.
6. Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by
invitation.
7. The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he
wants, but not under the covers.
8. The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation
only!
9. The dog can sleep under the covers every night.
10. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the
covers with the dog.
| Q. What do you call a smart blonde? A: A golden retriever. |
Q. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup???
A. Anyone can roast beef.
A. Anyone can roast beef.
| Three Blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first Blonde said "Those are deer tracks." The second Blonde said "No, those are elk tracks." The third Blonde said "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." The Blondes were still arguing when the train hit them. |
Q. Why do Seagulls fly over the sea?
A. Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels....
A. Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels....
Q. Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A. Because they have big fingers.
A. Because they have big fingers.
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